Stock Phrase Linguamorphism

Stock Phrase Linguamorphism is the act of presenting a stereotypical view of foreign bastards by presenting their language in a stereotypical way based on stock phrases.

Morphised Languages

• Arabic: AHHK! JIHAD! Ramadan. Muhammadjihad! Dirka dirka sherpa sherpa! Imam imam ahkkkk imamadan! JIHAD!
• Southern English: FAKIN CUNT! Nobody likes us and we don't care! CANT! SLAEG! FAKIN SLAEG! Anybody care for some tea and scones? Oh, delight. Brittania. Rules the waves! Brittania. CUNT!
• Northern English: T' t' t' t' t'. Goin oop t' Coronation street t' arh. Arhh. Ah. Arh. This reminds me t' broosh mh teeth. Arr, Ah loov t' Arctic Monkehs! T'! T'!
• Hebrew: HannukahHAZLAK! K k kk, kkkkk kkkzik kk. Kik lok GHHH, h kkkk; kz'rek'bd'bd'uxzkkHH CH. Hannukahhannukah hannukah! Kh! Hazlak! Circumcision! Hannukaggh
• Spanish: No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta.
• French: Sacre bleu! Arc de triomphe sacre bleu. UNE GREVE! UNE GREVE AVEC LES CHOUX-FLEURS! ON PEUT AVOIR CA SI ON FAIT UNE GREVE! SACRE BLEU!
• Blackanese: DAMN!! Foo', dat's whack damn!! Damn damn whack, foo'!! Rizzle fizzle damnizzle jizzle!! Foo'!! Dis da shizniz damn!!
• Scottish: Och aye man, ah cannae feel me feet! Get me sae Whaskey or I give ye a Glasgae kiss.
• Southern American: Weyull that's a maaighty faaine motor ye got yeself there pardner. Slip us a shot o' moonshaaaine and let's stard 'er up! YEEE-HAAAW!
• Australian: No worries, cobber. You Poms know nothin about cricket, mate. Can you tell what it is yet?