Sub4sub

Sub4sub is a very interesting tradition dating back to the U.S.S.R., let's delve into the history of this wonderously awful thing.

The Insanity

Contrary to popular belief, sub4sub is NOT the YouTube trend of subscribing back to someone who subscribes to you. This is the slang usage.

The Reality

Sub4sub is actually the Russian tradition of pirates trading decomissioned nuclear submarines for footlong Subway sandwhiches.

This is often seen as stupid by non-Russians, who have never gotten their Kwanza presents delivered 3 months early by Chuck Norris in a fursuit, and have never dealt with Klomp, so what do they know?

2012

Sub4sub also has a long Myan history, though there it means something completely different.

One day, they Myan children were playing Digimon, and they named one of their Digimon, a Growlmon, "sub4sub", which was later adopted by a callendar maker as the name of his business.

The callendar-maker's name was Iorek Byrnison. He was known for being completely insane, and making callendars that dileberately ended in 2012, because he wanted the future people to think that the sky would fall and the world would end.