Sugar Hiccup

There was, once, a benevolent man who rode out every christmas eve. His giving nature never failed to light up the world, and so wherever he went people were known to cry out:

"HEY!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUST SET MY CAR ON FIRE?!"

His name was Aidan, and, yes, he was a manic pyromaniac. Technically speaking, after all, some arsonists could still be considered benevolent - they just have a tendency to cause misery, pain and suffering inadvertently. In this case, there was a scratch on the car, and Aidan was trying to help repair it as a surprise. Unfortunately, as you can see, when Aidan observes a problem with something, his first instinct is to set it on fire. Now, while this certainly worked in his favour in the case of Joan of Arc, it wasn't quite the same thing when it was a Jaguar. Yeah.