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Unlock Dark Toad

Beat Classic Mode with Toad.

Unlock an Advertisement

Register for an Advertisement.

Unlock School

Finish School.

Unlock a Gamecube

Buy 3 Gamecubes.

Unlock a Guitar Hero Guitar

Play Guitar Hero.

Unlock a Guitar

Buy a Guitar.

Unlock a Counter

Buy a Counter.

Unlock a Cabinet

Buy a Cabinet.

Unlock a Door

Buy 3 Doors.

Unlock a Door Knob

Buy 3 Door Knobs.

Unlock a Computer

Buy 3 Computers.

Unlock 5 Gigabytes

Free 5 Gigabytes of space on your computer.

Unlock 6 Gigabytes, 7 Gigabytes, 8 Gigabytes, 9 Gigabytes, 10 Gigabytes, 20 Gigabytes, 100 Gigabytes, 50 Gigabytes, and 1,000 Gigabytes

Beat Classic Mode countless times with 5 Gigabytes.

Unlock 1,000,000 Gigabytes

Beat Cruel Melee with 5 Gigabytes.

Unlock NeoPM

PM every member on Neoseeker

Unlock My.Neoforum

Go to your My.Neoforum 11 times.

Unlock a Router

Buy a Router.

Unlock a Reciever

Buy a Reciever.

Unlock Food

Buy some Food.

Unlock Drinks

Buy some Drinks.

Unlock Goku

Beat the 3 Minute Melee in 20 seconds.

Unlock Vegeta

Beat the 15 Minute Melee in 32 seconds.

Unlock Trunks, Gohan, and Gotenks

Beat the 15 Minute Melee in 20 seconds.

Unlock WHERE IS IT!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yell, "WHERE IS IT!?!?!?!?!?!?" 3 times.

Unlock Super Smash bros brawl

Go to training mode and press A over and over again 24 hours a day until december 3rd, then come december 3rd go buy it

Unlock yo momma

Have chili cheese fries in pants at midnight during a full moon while you are dancing to Mexican folk music in a dumpster near Jupiter.

Unlock Dick Cheney

Eat out of a garbage can near Pluto.

Unlock George Bush

Go out of the Solar System, and do the happy dance.

Unlock Evil Mario

Go out into Space with Mario, and do his taunt infront of him, and he'll get mad and beat you senseless until you can't remember a thing. Then smash your Gamecube, and you'll see that Mario has ruled the world!!! Now buy another Gamecube, and shove Mario into your Gamecube, and close the lid. Now you should have unlocked Evil Mario!!!

Unlock Evil Luigi

Once you have unlocked Evil Mario, go into Space, and survive in Space for 124 years. Then go back to Earth, and you'll see that Luigi has now ruled the world!!! Now shove Luigi into your Gamecube, and close the lid. Now you should have unlocked Evil Luigi!!!

Unlock Evil Peach

Beat Classic Mode with Evil Mario and Evil Luigi. Then you should have unlocked Evil Peach!!!

Unlock Evil Toad

Beat Classic Mode with Evil Peach. Then you should have unlocked Evil Toad!!!

Unlock Sea Captain

First go to the Beach, and swim all the way to a deserted island. Then sing the Yellow Submarine song. Then drown when you're half way to getting back home. Now dance like a fish, and get rescued by a ship of pirates!!! Then tell them to take you home. When you get home, go into the kitchen, and eat an apple. Then you should go through a trap door, and you should find a memory card. Put it in your Gamecube memory card slot, and you should have unlocked Sea Captain!!!!

Make Master Hand playable

Hit alt+F4 on your keyboard. C'mon, you know you want to.

Unlock Giga Bowser as a playable character

Hold Ctrl and press W. You know you want to!!!

Unlock four Naruto characters

Register "HEBI" as a custom name.

Call for battle support

Tilt C-stick and press A, L, L during battle.

Unlock Itachi

Beat very hard mode

Unlock Sasuke

Lose to very hard mode as Itachi

Unlock Naruto

Do a vs mode battle of 4 Sasukes

Unlock Sakura

Do a vs battle of 4 narutos.

Unlock Kakashi

Unlock Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura

Summon 8 dogs (Pakkun etc)

While using Kakashi, hold down, L, R, and press A

Unlock e-102 gamma

beat the game with sonic and omega

Unlock Omega

beat the game with everybody and sonic

Unlock chaos 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

beta the game with the nintendo characters and all sega chars that you unlocked

Unlock METAL SONIC

BEAT THE GAME AS SONIC AMY KNUCKLES BIG OMEGA E 102 GAMMA AND TAILS

Unlock Wario

Beat Classic on Normal with Paper mario and Baby paper mario.

Unlock Super Giga Bowser Jr

Beat classic on Very Hard with Every Charecter 3times then hell face you.

Unlock ???????????????????????????????????????

To unlock this myseryious Charecter Beat the game 60 tines.

Unlock Greycatmon

Use every character and Beat 1-P Mode on Normal or higher. Then use every character and play Event Matches 1-5.

Unlock Holden

Use Alex and beat 1-P Mode and be Immortal on Normal. Then use every character to play 3 vs. Matches. Then at the Title Screen press Z, A, A, A, L, X, X, R. Then press start.

Unlock Alex

At the Title Screen press A, L, X 5 times. Then press start.

Unlock Anne

Use Greycatmon to beat 1-P Mode on Normal 2 times.

Unlock a random missile

Beat Allstar Mode with Toad. Then beat Event Match 51 5 times. Then beat Event Match 1 6 times. Then go to the title screen, and hold L; and press X, A, B 18 times.

unlock good bowser

stuff your memeroy card into bowser's mouth,then bash him on the head with your gamecube.Buy a new gamecube and stuff bowser in it.Wella!!!you've unlocked good bowser!!!

Unlock Sonic

Get a toal of 10 koes in Endless Melee

Unlock Tails

Complete classic,adventure and all star with Sonic.

Unlock Sonic's Stage

Complete Adventure Mode on Hard or Very Hard with Sonic or Tails

Unlock New Outfit for everyone

Play Vs Mode 2000 times

Unlock Giga Bowser

Beat the game 100 percent

Unlock Mortal Kombat

Play a match with the following characters:Jigglypuff(Human),Mario(Computer).Put a Mic in Memory Card slot 2.Turn down the volume and select Mortal Kombat theme music and put it on a CD.Play it during the match.At the beginning of the match,say "FIGHT!".Later in the match,have Mario's shield broken.Say "FINISH HIM!" and smash him.If you kill him,Sub-zero will challenge you.If not, Scorpion will rip your head off.Beat Sub-zero to unlock him.Try with diffenent characters for different combinations.!WARNING!IF YOU PLAY WITH MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTERS OR GAMESHARK CHARACTERS,THEY'LL KILL YOU ANYWAY!

Unlock Super Awsome Hammer

Use the Hammer Item 500 hundred times.

Unlock Fart Machine

Use all the Items 50 times

Unlock Golfball Tower

Complete the game 50% of the way.

Unlock Ganon's Tower

Complete Classic Mode on Very Hard with Ganondorf

Unlock Fire Emblem Castle

Complete Classic Mode on very hard with Marth and Roy.

Unlock a Super Costum for everyone

Beat the game 100 percent.

Unlock My Avatar

Complete the game 40 percent.

Unlock Submit

Complete the game 7 percent.

Unlock Preview

Complete the game 8 percent.

Unlock Spelling

Complete the game 9 percent.

Unlock Abraham Lincoln with a giant mechanical lawn chair!

use super soap dispenser on naruto at the forth intersection of the galactic federation of crappy messed up plots!!

Unlock Being a Bully

Beat up someone for no reason at all.

Unlock your face

tape a mirror to the TV

Unlock an underspace

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Unlock Phyduck as a Pokeball Pokemon

Beat the game 75 percent.

Unlock Poisen Mario

Defeat Classic with Mario on very hard with 1 life and no continues.

unlock a robotic thong

beat superman in a game of strip poker while boning a random chipmunk who is boning another chipmunk who is kissing Abraham Lincoln in a thong who is licking a robots butt which is singing "thong thong thong thong thong thong thong thong thong thong thong thong thong thong thong thong THONG-MAN THONG-MAN thong thong thong thong thong thong thong thong thong thong thong thong THONG-MAN THONG-MAN" while getting boned by George penismeister 3.0^cheese

Unlock Wario

Beat Adventure Mode in 10 seconds with Mario in Wario's costume.

Unlock Raccoon Mario

Have Mario chop down Whispy Woods and eat all the leaves until one of them turns him into Raccoon Mario. [Warning: 5% chance he'll eat a leaf that'll affect him like poison ivy and will do 10 points of damage so watch out.]

Unlock Metal Mario

Beat the Metal bros 5X each with Mario and Luigi. [Note: The first one killed has to be the opposite of whichever bro your using]

Unlock Sonic

Juggle Mario 100 times in the air without dropping him or killing him. [Would be better to use Metal Mario for this as he is heavier.]

unlock super yoshi

play 9999999999999999999999999999999 matches with yoshi on every level

Unlock a Battlefield, etc.

beat all star with pichu on very hard while eating 12 bologna sandwiches and standing on you head. Then you unlock a battle field called game cube- and super mega sudden death( this is where you start out with 999% damage)-and nuke (this is the last item in the blank space: it automatically kills you opponent 10 times: this item rarely falls if you put it on very high and only that item it is as if you set it in very low)

unlock mr.bumbum

ride a tractor through the middle east while singing row row row you're pineapple backwards on Tuesday with George Jetson raping Fred Flinstone on the salad bars jock strap.

Unlock Bed

Sleep on Mario's head and Peach's crotch for 50 days straight without a drip and live.

Unlock Me Advanced

Kill God in a melee, then I'll show up. I have a super shield (Almost unbreakable, huge, keeps you out.) and a powerful punch that sends you OUT! Not to mention I die 5 times on 1 life. And I jump higher than skyscrapers. And I can use Pwnage which lets me godmode (look it up) everyone for 1 minuite. And..... A power grab where I throw lives off.

unlock dark samus

make your own super smash bros game and replace jigglypuff with dark samus

Unlock Lario

Reprogram the game and create him.

Unlock Korby

Play 999,999,999 VS. Mode matches with Kirby.

Unlock Halberd

Get Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Unlock Bill Cosby

Make a mock site of the official Super Smash Bros. Brawl website.

Unlock Bomberman

Beat Classic Mode on Very Hard 3 times.

Unlock Masahiro Sakurai

Beat Classic Mode on Very Hard 999,999,999 times.

Unlock Paint Pixel

Beat Classic Mode with Masahiro Sakurai.

Unlock Sonic...BOOM!!!

Drive and airplane and crash it.

Unlock King of Town

Get a pet bunny.

Unlock Ladderman

Beat Classic Mode 50,000,000,000 times.

Unlock Hell

Tell Satan to go to Hell.

Unlock Heaven

Rise up to Heaven.

Unlock Sora Ltd.

Beat Adventure Mode with Masahiro Sakurai.

Unlock The Sonic Train

Ride a train.

Unlock Clearasil

Say, "Apply directly to the forehead.) and then beat Classic Mode twice.

Unlock Fishing Poll

Go fishing twice in one day.

Unlock Sonic Chip

Use the Fishing Poll item.

Unlock Grillz

Beat Classic Mode with Sonic.

unlock dooba moomdabomasuop on a stick

ride the magical pixie dick to venus and get raped by master chief and 04-343 while on crack...

unlock paper mario

say paper 500 times then paper mario will appear.

unlock ¿

say ¿ a million times on a waffle

Unlock Breadstick

Beat All-star mode on very hard 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,782 times while eating a breadstick and playing with your feet

Unlockable: Level Hell

How: on Rainbow cruise level die by falling off the boat with Bowser 10 times then on the tenth time Bowser turns to Satan and burns everyone with hellfire.

Make the Subspace Emissary appear

Play as Ganon or Bowser and keep getting hit by bullet bills on peachs castle and the subspace emissary appear and destroy the castle making peach scream

Unlock Chuck Norris

Kill someone using only your shield

unlock mega man

play 100,000 vs matches

unlock iphone

get a cellphone and tape it to a laptop then put it in your Gamecube and iphone will appear and bill you $600.

Unlock Chewbacca

Beat Classic and Adventure with all other character on Hard or Higher.

unlock spiderman

beat classic mode on very hard with every character

Dragonite in Pokéballs

Get atleast 600m on any character in Home-run

Unlock Baldy

Go in public and fart very loud next to a lot of people. Make sure there's someone that is bald in anyway on the top of their head (whether it is no hair in middle or no hair at all). When everyone stares, say out loud, "BALDY DID IT!" and point to the bald guy. You might get in a lot of trouble, but it'll be worth it soon. Then once you're out of trouble, beat Classic Mode on Very Hard 10 times. Then you will face Baldy. Beat him and he's yours! He is nearly invincible, even more powerful than God. He can even KO anyone with any move that he has. If you can beat him then you are very, very, very lucky!

Unlock Jackie Chan

Beat Classic Mode on Very Hard 200 times to unlock a difficulty named Super Duper Pooper Very Hard. Then beat Super Duper Pooper Very Hard with Mario. Then you will face Jackie Chan!

Unlock God

Go back in time to 1500 B.C. and eat a banana. Then create a time machine from what you have some how since the time machine that you used no longer exists. Then go back to 2008 A.D. and go to Church on Saturday. While you are there, pray to God to have him as a playable character in Super Smash Bros. Melee. Then when you go back home, play Super Smash Bros. Melee and he will face you. He is invicible, and if you defeat him then you are extreamly lucky. I recommend you to defeat him with Baldy as you will definately win. To face him with Baldy you have to pause the game and Hold L and press Z, R, A, A, A, B, and press Start.

Unlock Jesus

Beat Classic Mode on Super Hard (to unlock, beat Classic Mode on Very Hard 100 times).

Unlock Satin

Go in time to 2030 A.D. and act like you're in Grand Theft Auto 4 and even steal from stores. Then stab yourself in the head with a knife and you will go down to Hell. Then you will be handed your Gamecube and Super Smash Bros. Melee. Smash your head into it and you will be back in your room with your smashed Gamecube. Fix it and play. Then you will have to face Satin as soon as you turn it on. Use the same code as stated above to play as Baldy in the match and defeat Satin to unlock him!

Unlock Blackberry

Put your Cellphone on the Gamecube and beat Classic Mode.

Unlock Apple iPhone

Put your Apple iPhone on the Gamecube and beat Classic Mode.

Unlock Cellphone

Beat Classic Mode on Very Hard 15,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times with Baldy.

Unlock Quill9

Beat Classic, Adventure and All Star on Very Hard with each character.

Unlock Pichulover1982

Beat Classic, Adventure or All Star with Quill9 on Very Hard.

Unlock Junkpile

Beat all events 10 times. Then beat Classic Mode on Very Hard with 1 life and no continues and then shoot all the credits at the end. Then you will unlock Event Matches 52-100. Beat Event Match 52 with Moony and then you will fight me. Beat me and I'm yours!!!

Unlock Moony

Beat Event Match 53 with Mario.

Unlock Pacman

Beat Adventure Mode and shoot all the credits. Then beat Classic Mode and shoot all the credits. Finally, beat Allstar Mode and shoot all the credits.

Unlock Ms. Pacman

Beat Classic Mode with Pacman.

Unlock Mrs. Pacman

Beat Classic Mode with Ms. Pacman.

Unlock Pacman Jr.

Beat Adventure Mode with Pacman.

Unlock Lario

Beat Allstar Mode on Very Hard with 1 life, no continues with Mario and shoot all the credits at the end.

Unlock Mauigi

Beat Classic Mode with Waluigi on Very Hard.

Unlock Waluigi

Play in Wario Stadium as Wario.

Unlock Wario

Beat Adventure Mode on Hard with Mario in his yellow suit.

Unlock Wario Stadium

Beat Classic Mode with Wario.

Unlock Waluigi Stadium

Beat Classic Mode with Waluigi.

Unlock Dealtree

Beat Classic Mode. Then visit every Dealtree company in the country. Then beat Adventure Mode.

Unlock 911

Call 911 when there's no emergency.

Unlock 911 Police

Beat Adventure Mode with 911.

Unlock 910

Beat Classic Mode with 911.

Unlock 007

Defeat 70 enemys in Endless Melee.

Unlock 006

Beat Classic Mode with 007.

Unlock Bald Head

Beat Adventure Mode with Baldy.

unlock mattardis

steal the doctors tardis and go to planet smash bros and have kirby suck you up.he will copy your ability to go on neoseeker.com.then kill fox/falco(in melee way not for good) then get in the tardis and go to earth in the year 200000009/cup/havey/7 and kill a random guy called matthew then go back to 2008 earth and call the doctor matty 10000 times then go onto melee and you will see a clip of kirby sucking you up.then you killing fox/falco then it will say mattardis is coming.(you must fight with mewtwo,jigglypuff or baldy(mattardis is stronger than baldy.

Unlock DarkLink (Mod)

Beat Endless Melee 50 times.

Unlock Baldy did it! Mode

Beat Allstar Mode with Baldy on Very Hard.

Unlock 50 Cent

Shoot Jigglypuff with the Ray Gun 9 times.

Unlock 50 Cents

Beat Classic Mode with 50 Cent.

Unlock 0 Bucks

Beat Classic Mode with 10 Bucks.

Unlock 10 Bucks

Shove a Ten Dollar-bill in the Gamecube and close the lid. Then beat Classic Mode.

Unlock Zero Dollar-bill

Invent a Zero Dollar-bill.

Unlock Ten Dollar-bill

Beat Classic Mode with 10 Bucks.

Unlock Five Dollar-bill

Beat Classic Mode with 5 Bucks.

Unlock Two Dollar-bill

Beat Classic Mode with 2 Bucks.

Unlock 2 Bucks

Beat Classic Mode and shoot all the credits at the end 10 times on each credit.

Unlock 5 Bucks

Beat Classic Mode with 2 Bucks.

Unlock One Dollar-bill

Beat Classic Mode with Two Dollar-bill.

Unlock Nine Dollar-bill

Invent a Nine Dollar-bill.

Unlock Three Dollar-bill

Invent a Three Dollar-bill.

Unlock Four Dollar-bill

Invent a Four Dollar-bill.

Unlock Six Dollar-bill

Invent a Six Dollar-bill.

Unlock Seven Dollar-bill

Invent a Seven Dollar-bill.

Unlock Eight Dollar-bill

Invent an Eight Dollar-bill.

Unlock Twenty Dollar-bill

Beat Classic Mode with Ten Dollar-bill 2 times.

Unlock Fifty Dollar-bill

Beat Classic Mode with Twenty Dollar-bill.

Unlock One-Hundred Dollar-bill

Beat Classic Mode with Fifty Dollar-bill 2 times.

Unlock Five-Hundred Dollar-bill

Beat Classic Mode with One-Hundred Dollar-bill 5 times.

Unlock One-Thousand Dollar-bill

Beat Classic Mode with Five-Hundred Dollar-bill 2 times.

Unlock One-Million Dollar-bill

Invent a One-Million Dollar-bill.

Unlock Penny

Beat Classic Mode with One-Million Dollar-bill.

Unlock Nickle

Beat Classic Mode with Penny.

Unlock Dime

Beat Classic Mode with Nickle.

Unlock Quarter

Beat Classic Mode with Dime.

Unlock Half-Dollar

Beat Classic Mode with Quarter.

Unlock Toon Quill

Beat Adventure with Quill9

Unlock Toon Quill9

Beat Classic Mode with Toon Quill.

Unlock Bramble Blast CD

Play as Diddy Kong 20 Times

Unlock Toon Link

Complete Event 368.

Unlock Diddy Kong

Play as Donkey Kongs 50 Times

Unlock Bowser Jr

Complete Event 383 in the Create your Own Event Matches Thread.

Unlock My Lecturing Grandma

Act stupid around my grandmother and let her lecture you for a long time. Then beat Classic Mode.

Unlock Fart Nugget

Fart in public and then defeat Giga Bowser in Adventure Mode.

Unlock Tooter Tooter

Beat Classic Mode with Fart Nugget.

Unlock Scooby Doo

Beat Event Match 589.

Unlock Shaggy

Beat Classic Mode with Scooby Doo.

==Unlock The Rest of Scooby Doo's Gang

Beat Classic Mode with Shaggy.

Unlock Tweety Bird

Beat Event Match 687.

Unlock Solvester

Beat Classic Mode with Tweety Bird.

Unlock Buggs Bunny

Beat Classic Mode with Solvester.

Unlock Daffy Duck

Beat Classic Mode with Buggs Bunny.

Unlock Porky the Pig

Beat Classic Mode with Daffy Duck.

Unlock Elmer Fudd

Beat Classic Mode with Porky the Pig.

Unlock Marvin the Martian

Beat Classic Mode with Elmer Fudd.

Unlock Barney

Watch 30 minutes of Barney on TV.

Unlock Elmo

Watch 30 minutes of Elmo on TV.

Unlock Cookie Monster

Beat Classic Mode with Elmo.

Unlock Grouch

Beat Classic Mode with Cookie Monster.

Unlock Animal

Beat Classic Mode with Grouch.

Unlock Grover

Beat Classic Mode with Animal.

Unlock Big Bird

Beat Classic Mode with Grover.

Unlock My Grandpa

Beat Classic Mode with My Lecturing Grandma.

Unlock Toon Junkpile

Beat Event Match 51 with Junkpile.

Unlock Raichu

Beat Classic Mode, Adventure Mode, and Allstar Mode on Very Hard with Pikachu.

unlock phineas

beat all-star as ferb

unlock ferb

beat all-star as phineas

you may think this is immpossible but it is simple.use a time paradox.

Unlock Ferby

Beat Classic Mode with Ferb.

Unlock Furby

Beat Classic Mode with Ferby.

Unlock Ernie

Beat Classic Mode with Big Bird.

Unlock Burt

Beat Classic Mode with Ernie.

Unlock Timmy Turner

Get over 1,000,000,000 feet in Home Run Contest.

Unlock Fairy World

Beat Classic Mode as Timmy Turner.

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