Supercar

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“I IS NOT JOWKEN, IT'S TRUE! I WAS RESCUED BY HIM AND WE EXCHANGED PREMIER LEAUGE STICKERS. I HAD SCHOLES AND HE WANTED SCHOLES SO I SWAPPED HIM FOR HIS DALGLISH. SUPERCAR YEY!”

- Cristiano Ronaldo on Supercar

“Supercar! Oh I remember the olden days when me and old Supercar would hit the town and drink nothing but gasoline alllll night. We once came across a camel and laughed at its primitive motoring technique. It had legs for cryin' owt lowd!”

- Gary Lineker on Supercar taking the Michael out of an innocent camel

Supercar is not to be confused with Superfwank... Supergawls.

Supercar is not just any old car. He is super, rendering him the most superest car there is. No doubt about it. If you ever get lost on a desert highway, old Supercar will come and save you.

Supercar is a minted Hyundai S200 Supra. The reason why he is so super is because he is a cross breed between cars. Yes cars mate, just like they do in Pocket Monsters:The Adult Version. What now? Pokemon is for kids? Ah well. They gotta learn somewhere right? Better than finding out through Lamewire. Anyway, Supercar was born. With a Honda S200 for its mother and a Hyundai Coupe for its father. Don't ask me how Uncle Supra got into this. Just like Pocket Monsters, cars are disgusting because not only do they cross breed, they also like to exchange oil with the same family of cars. Ewwwww. I'm gonna puke! BLURGH! Ahem. Cough splutter. Supercar has the heart (Enging) of a Toyota Supera.