Superhack

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Superhack is a superhero created by Marvelous Comics. He stars in many movies, such as Superman, Superhack II and Superhack Returns. He also stars in the upcoming movie, Superhack Returns Yet Again.

Powers

Superhack has the power to be able to:

  • Hack anything.
  • Lift up anything that weighs less than a computer.
  • Destroy anything that is an electrical appliance.
  • Short-circuit anything with his mind.

Origin

After being crushed by a falling computer when walking to the nearest video game store, Noob Leet, had the power to lift the computer off him, and be transported to hospital. Later, he decided that he had had a second chance in life and should change his ways. He vowed never again to speak in 1337, unless spamming forums, and stop watching lousy japanese porn. He is later granted super-powers when a computer zaps him on a field trip to an electronic store.

Fictional biography

Superhack has also starred in many comics.


The Adventures Of Superhack

The cameo appearance of Superhack, where readers find out his origin. He defeats his first enemy, the Administrator and goes on to fight crime and troll forums.

The Spectacular Superhack

Superhack gets a new look and once again fights the Administrator who is trying to create an ultimate army (S.P.A.M - Super Pissed And Maniacal enemies) consisting of Superhack's worst enemies: The Troll, Emo Kid 2.0, Spam Man, Ugotmail and Cheat Engine.

Superhack And Fiends

Superhack defeats the organization and tries to get a life, and clean up his Recycle Bin but is ambushed. He turns to the only one who can clean up his Recycle Bin, The Administrator but he destroys Superhack's computer and Superhack has to buy a new one, breaking his promise of getting a life.

Superhack And Forums

Superhack spams forums, and is hunted down by the people he spammed, inculding a very pissed man.

The Amazing Superhack

Superhack defeats some more people, attempts to hack people's Runescape account for a living and almost dies after being crushed by a computer for a second time.

Success

Superhack appealed mostly to people without lives and won the award for Best Children's Illiterature in 2006.

Superhack also spawned its own spinoffs, SuperN00B and Super1337.