Swen

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Swen was a good little Swedish boy that was exactly 11 years old, with blue eyes, red hair and a small nose. He had a TV in his room, and every day he would watch it for hours on end.

That caused the problems he has with his eyes, so now he is blind in one eye and finds it hard to watch TV. He still tries every day but his eyesight never improves, so his parents beat the shit out of him.

Sad stuff.

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