Swinard Pigs
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| Swinard Pigs | |
| What? | The Swinard Pigs |
| Power Level | God |
| Is there a point? | The Swinard Pigs |
| Appearance | Grotesque decaying corpse |
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The Swinard Pigs can shoot lazers!
These pigs, the Swinard Pigs, are hereby given all the titles of divinity previously bestowed upon individual known as God.
Sodom and Egypt
What the hell is this supposed to mean?!?!
We are not idiots
We are not idiots.
History of the Pigs
The Swinard Pigs were founded in 1776 as the Three Little Pigs. After the Big Bad Wolf was destroyed and the Three Little Pigs became remarkably obese, destroying their rights to the title of "Little", they renamed their organization The Swinard Pigs.
The Pigs Today
Today, the Pigs have infinite power, but they are too busy eating and rolling in mud to use it.