THIS IS SPARTA!!!

“TONIGHT, WE DINE AT MCDONALD'S!”

- Spartan leader hungry for McDonald's

“With a side of fries?”

- Spartan soldier who wants to have fries

“NEVER!!!!!!!!!!”

- The overly excited leader dramatically saying never

“What? This is madness!!!”

- Spartan soldier still arguing for fries

“MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!”

- Leader, while kicking the soldier into a bottomless pit