Talk:The Longest Article

Don't sit on that pew. That's where I hid the photographs! --hugebob 18:42, 12 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Oops, sorry. --Galanoth 18:44, 12 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

The current longest article on illogicopedia is Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. It has 787, 625 bytes

• (hist) ‎Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ‎[787,625 bytes]

• (hist) ‎Moar ‎[348,500 bytes]

• (hist) ‎Stub ‎[153,777 bytes]

• (hist) ‎Kajillion ‎[151,895 bytes]

• (hist) ‎The longest article...ever ‎[142,495 bytes]

• (hist) ‎Chuck Norris ‎[96,784 bytes]

• (hist) ‎Super Smash Bros. Melee cheats/7 ‎[89,295 bytes]

• (hist) ‎Anagrams for Illogicopedia ‎[78,682 bytes]

• (hist) ‎Super Smash Bros. Melee cheats/8 ‎[75,063 bytes]

• (hist) ‎Super Smash Bros. Melee cheats/6 ‎[74,207 bytes]

• (hist) ‎ᏴᏑ ‎[71,553 bytes]

• (hist) ‎Super Smash Bros. Melee cheats/1 ‎[58,146 bytes]

• (hist) ‎Shaggy Dog Story ‎[57,089 bytes]

• (hist) ‎ASCII Nazi ‎[54,041 bytes]

• (hist) ‎The Longest Article ‎[46,639 bytes] <-----This article is here as over 5 seconds ago. !15th place...

- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 15:41, 14 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

My suggestion! Take parts from each of those article (ie the list of chukc facts, the repetive "weeeeeee", ect. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 15:44, 14 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I think it's goal is to be the longest article, but also maintain some form of content. Because the top 4 articles in length have no actual reason to read. I just like to add stuff here if I have an idea or just am bored. --T3 15:48, 14 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. Let's add some content - maybe some info about long articles. --Galanoth 16:05, 14 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I added some funny stuff about drugs. --T3 16:58, 14 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Without the World's Longest Sentence (which I wrote, by the way), this article would be nothing. Nothing. —rms talk 04:25, 16 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Probably. --Galanoth 06:24, 16 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Wow. I actually quite like this article. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:57, 16 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Actually

Talk:The Longest Article

n² - 10 = n + 2n n² - 10 = 3n -n² -n² 10 = 2n ÷2 ÷2 5 = n

Talk:The Longest Article

is

Failed to parse (SVG (MathML can be enabled via browser plugin): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle n² - 10 = 3n}

Failed to parse (SVG (MathML can be enabled via browser plugin): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle n² -3n - 10 = 0}

/insert into quadratic

${\frac {3\pm {\sqrt {9+40}}}{2}}$

${\frac {3\pm 7}{2}}$

$,n=5,-2$

Check your math next time. —rms talk 05:27, 24 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Also, you can take this alternative factoring method:

n² - 10 = n + 2n

n² - 10 = 3n

n² -3n - 10 = 0

(n - 5)(n + 2) = 0

n = 5, -2

Geesh. —rms talk 05:32, 24 Arply 2010 (UTC)

1. Fuck you.
2. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I can get into any advanced class I want except math. I've always been the best in mainstream classes but I suck at it compared to everything else. But realistically, I made the problem with the intent of the number being 5. I never thought of anything else. Technically I'm not wrong but I'm not completely right. Logic, eh? --T3 15:40, 24 Arply 2010 (UTC)

I know

...this was a troll edit, but it at least made me smirk slightly. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:54, 15 Octodest 2010 (UTC)