Talk:You Must got Soda in Your Blood!

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Soda in your blood? Very dangerous... there's more than enough carbonation in this stuff to cause a deadly embolism. Nothing more jarring than seeing a Coke™ addict passed out dead in a dingy alley, straw still sticking out of his vein, pull tabs discarded at his feet. One more dead Coke™ head, nothing but a lost waste of human potential. Not even Dr. Pepper could save him. --66.102.80.212 10:15, 17 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Chocolate milk would probably be safer. Although it's less of a rush. . . . . . --THE 18:16, 17 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Hmm, this resembles an article translated to Japanese then back to English. Hence, it is mint. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:42, 3 Arply 2011 (UTC)