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You seem to have entered illogicopedia....

If you are a hard working buisness man/guy who wears a suit and tie to work.... go away, you aren't welcome. BUT, if you wear your tie on backwards and sing songs about pancakes in the shower, you have come to the right place my friend.

So, if you are the latter here is some info you might want to know before going any further.

  • You gotta watch out for the werewolves... they can help.... but they will ban you if you are a vandal, therefore killing you!
  • You can be a duck! This means you are awesome and I like the articles you write. you will win this award And if you are dedicated you will win this award
  • There are two branches of duck propaganda: One you join yourself (Ducks For Ducks), and the one involving the award previously mentioned (the duck clan). don't you want to join my cult of quackers and see YOUR name there?!? well you should.
  • If not check out these other political parties
  • we don't delete many articles anyone writes unless they are one liners... or one worders. so please help the quality of our articles. And who knows, you may get a feature.
  • If you have any trouble enter the IRC channel and talk to someone... if anyone.... on it.
  • you can check out our forums to see what's going on here
  • BUT BEFORE YOU GO ANYWHERE DROP YOUR EGG PLANT AND READ THIS!!!

Good luck.... be a duck File:Duck.jpg

For specific questions ask me here

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