Tender Lender Loaning Agency
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“At Tender Lender Loaning Agency, we bring you the best Loaning Agencies can bring. After all, we are tender and we are lenders!!!!”
Tender Lender Loaning Agency lends you everything loaning agencies can lend...tenderly. And only one loaning agency is tender. Tender Lender Loaning Agency!!!!
Common problems death with through Tender Lender
“I've lost my dog! Can you lend me a new one!”
Sure, child. Just give us your old one first!
“My phone broke! You owe me a new one”
Sure, dude. Just pay us the money.
“I'm blind!!!! Give me insurance!!!”
Sure, dude. Just look at us directly.
“You're so mean!!! You stole my money!”
Sure, child. You can have it back once you're older.
“I'm older now! MONEY PLZ!!!”
Not old enough. You neeed to be this tall to go on the ride.