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- 1. Given that the sky is blue, derive Avogadro's Number. Show all work.
- A:42.
- 2. Do batteries have souls? If so, where do they go?
- A: Yes, batteries do have souls. I know because I saw one once. It was floating around. These souls go to the local pawnshop to pick up cheap watches so they can power them. Most souls are Duracells, not Energizer.
- 3. A man desperately tries to fail, and succeeds. Explain what went wrong, or right, if anything. And explain why.
- A: His failure results in success, therefore I went right and he went wrong. God knows what direction that is.
- 4. Recreate the ship's manifest of Noah's Ark.
- BONUS: What precautions were undertaken to avoid sinking, given that at least 2 woodpeckers were on the voyage.
- A: Manifest:
- Bird
- Fish
- Oatmeal
- Bright Orange Frog
- Elefant
- Fnurdle
- There were no wood peckers. I know cause I WAS THERE
- 5. Illustrate the technique to determine whether a person is left-eyed or right-eyed.
- A:Center
- 6. Photograph several different varieties of cheese. What do they say?
- A:
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I only found one; it's ok, it's alive!
- 7. Using only common household items, measure the speed of dark. Detail the process.
- A:The answer I logically deducted was twenty four miles per minute. This translates to 132 miles perhour. I raced a fast thing against dark. It won, so I just came up with a speed less than that fast thing. It was moving at mach three or somethin, I couldn't tell though, my hotwheels speed gun wasn't working.
- 8. Can a bag of raisins be re-hydrated back into grapes? How? Could these grapes be used to make wine? Who would drink it? Why?
- A:Actually I am a raisin. I would prefer if you didn't ask me about my personal life.
- 9. Why are doors rectangular and manhole covers round?
- A:?
- 10.If it's okay to ask people how they feel, why isn't it okay to feel them for the sake of verification?
- A:?