Texas

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We like lynch in Texas! Ya'll be good now.

Texas was a country that was green once until the multicoloured people came in.

TEXAS IS A REALLY GOOD PLACE I ENDORSE IT I ENDORSE IT I ENDORSE IT, now can you please take the gun away from my head? Oh my goodness, look at your huge organ, wow I- *kablam*

(Hammond organ solo)

“Texas is a great place to stay, unless your black, then eff the eff off effer”

- Bringo The Flingo from ol' dingo town, eeendorsin TTTTTTwexas