That's not your head

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“I spread my legs for that?!”

- Unrelated Quote Guy on on that not being your head


So I tells him. "It isn't OH NO!" But he says "ya ya ya it is!" BUT IT WAS HAROLD LAUDER WITH MICKEYMOUSE'S HEAD!


So then I was all like, "This is so bamflumpsious I mean we are all like ewwwwwww but you are like IT IS NORMAL!"


SO then I left to the market because it was market day, but everyday is MARKET DAY EXCEPT FOR CHRISTMAS. SO Then I left to a yodeling contest.


EVERYONE YODELED! But frank.

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I know you love potatoes. See frank not YEDEL!!
    FRANK IS NOT FRANK BUT A GINGER BREAD BUFFET IN DIGUISE.



Bu We forgave him. Jellybeans are what I like to do. But they aren't to big. Hamburgers are too big. When you have three jellybeans they ARE TOOOO OBIG!!!!!!!. ?

Scottish Goats love boats. JUMPING IN OCEAN AND SHARKS MOTION! THEY LOVE BEING IN SAND AND NEVER SEEING DRY LAND!




  Frank IS not too thick, but a label....LABLE! LABBLE! LAPPLE! LAPTOP!

Akoni. Akoni Akoni. THATS A NAME IN HISPANOHJOG! Nope. HAWIASA! ()3185 a cobe code. secret. I kept going to the store this is a story not mindless words. No It is. Nope you fatwone. AT DRONE! NOT KNOWING WHAT YOU DO BUT DOING WHAT THEY DO! Pop goes the hedge hog.

 I had six hedge hogs. Frank loves them but not as much a growing PETUNIAS!

the.... the .... the ...... GrINCH BRAIN! NAW! COLESLAW. Cole is a name. Cool is not. it means that you are spiffy or cold!


Col loved french fires so he left them in a pit of poison ivy.

POISON!

Then he left

LEFT IS NOT RIGHT!

TO THE YOdeling contest. Every one yodeled.

OOOOOBut frank.OoOOOOooooo0