The Armpit League

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THE ARMPIT LEAGUE
A COUNTER-CULTURE SOCIETY CONSISTING ENTIRELY OF DISEMBODIED ARMPITS
ARMPITS WHO REBELLED BY DE-ATTACHING THEMSELVES FROM THE HUMAN BODY
AND FORMING A MOTORCYCLE GANG.
THE PEOPLE THEY DESERT ARE LEFT ARMPITLESS
LEFT ALONE TO LIVE MEANINGLESS, ARMPIT FREE LIVES
NEXT TIME YOU SEE AN ARMPIT ON A MOTORCYCLE YOU'LL KNOW WHY.
AGAIN,
IT'S A SOCIETY MADE COMPLETELY OUT OF DISEMBODIED ARMPITS
AND SEVERAL CLAMS
WHO THINK THEY ARE CONFUSED.