The Art of Awkwardly Introducing Yourself

A First-Hand Guide to Awkwardly Introducing Yourself.

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Guide to awkward introductions. Anything involving a protruding tongue.

Anything carried under the arm.

Anything sticking out of the walll a

9nd almost penetrating the floor. "That's not it." Can't find it.

"Hello, I'm the man with a beard that ruined everything. I blame the beard. I'm the man without the beard. The beard. Stick your finger in my ear, the beard. I'm the beer."

Oh really? That's interesting....................................................................................................................................................................................................

The fulucious tape of the old man leaning forward and licking her forehead.

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The old man licking her forehead affectionately then spitting oreos on table for snack.

Feast now, my table!'

Solo for other man with more succesfull. beard. R.

Making music with pots and pans full of delicious air. This is the sound of air bouncing around a hollow space.

"Oh! Yes. Do you have parents? Are they dead? When I die I want an old woman to grow a potted plant in my decomposing body. I want her to water the potted plant until it dies, then she can eat it in a salad and put my body on her roof. I want to decompose publicly so people will throw up."

"My parents were naked!"

"My parents were naked too. We're both goo!"

Out of the cracks in the sky come vultures to swim in the blue dirt.

did you hear people throwing up at airplanes? If all

This is an article to chew for a while until you get all the flavor out, then spit it in a garbage can. Deflated. Cost cheap for pencil. Nobody in this day and age.

All for two stickers--Used Used Used.

We've got electricity, we've got squelch, we've got casserole of experiences making a soup of brain. We've got reproduction and empty bottles and complicated forms of communication. We've got to sit at the table, where there's a shredded. We've got no beards because we've grown accustomed. We've got stickers.

We've got lunch!

We've got so many tongues

Potent famine Lungs

Put some clothes on that tongue of yours! Put some beards!

There are places where the sky is brown and striped. There are places. Alert Tinfoil. There's a war resulting in the occasional cough at the table.

Human interest. Something that affects you on a personal level.

inside your head there is a thing.

And now.

Cording Unit Yourself

Potent Famine Lung

Walk (aw!) Dry

artisan from Denied.

Shinnies onsets.

Artisan from Denied.

Dry Unit Yourself