The Back of the Television

Many middle-class families have caught on to the latest TV craze--they flip their TVs backward and stare at the blank plastic, metal, and wires on the backs of their television sets.

They sit on their couches and stare straight at those electric wires and plugs.

When there's a spark, they SCREAM and the kids dive for cover! Scary television!

They eat ice cream as they watch the back of their TV.

Absolutely transfixed.

"When we got married, we didn't kiss! We pressed the backs of our heads together! And when we walked down the aisle, we walked in opposite directions! We got married via cell phone!"

Today, I got some soft orange fruits and I ate one.

I wondered if it would be possible to build one from scratch.

I scribbled orange on a peice of paper and tried to eat it, but there was no juice, no sweetness, and if I planted it nothing would grow, it would merely rot. I flipped the paper over and stared at the blankness on the other side. I'd really jump.

Shall we drink with upside-down cup?

An insect is on the back of the television! Look! It's a ladybug! It's alive!

What a plot twist!

What a season finale!

The problem with building fruit is that I don't think I have enough fingers.