The Bucket List
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The following is the list of everything I would like to do before I die.
- To go Yeti hunting in the Himalayas
- To stand in a bucket
- To wake up on December 22nd, 2012
- To eat the world's biggest hamburger
- To consume a bucket
- To declare a priest wrong in terms of malpractice
- To eat giant pork hot dog obnoxiously in front of many Jewish people
- To go to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting drunk
- To tell anorexics that you're hungry
- To bookmark a site about bookmark
- To start a charity in my name with no real purpose
- To teabag someone in real life
- To learn how to play the piccolo
- To start a Sunday School class and teach that God is Morgan Freeman'
To actually find an instance where "your mom" is a clever thing to sayDONE!- Your mom (hey it worked!)
- To go to McDonald's in a Burger King costume
- To re-enact the A/C Transit Bus Fight video
- To remake Bambi with Steven Seagall as Bambi
- To learn Yiddish
- To get a nuke in a care package
- To bring a gun to a knife fight
- To watch one of those "Adopt-An-African-Child" commercials and not feel guilty for doing nothing
- To cause an unwanted abortion (preferably with the "Falcon Punch" method")
- To hold a nine-millimeter sideways declaring it a kill shot
- To mouth the words of the song on my iPod in public and not be ashamed
- To place ants in someone's headphones
- To put super glue on a toilet seat
- To do a heart transplant but instead of giving someone a new heart, I would insert a bowl of pudding
- To start to sing the song "Don't Stop Believin'" without everyone around me joining in
- To paint the White House black as if it were my residence
- To wear window shades and not being called a douchebag
- To join Will Smith in "getting jiggy with it"
- To eat cookie dough ice cream and not frantically search for the cookie parts
- To shake hands with Ben and Jerry and say, "You promote obesity"
- To grow and afro puffy enough to fit multiple pencils inside
- To not know over 1,000 digits of pi
- To find Waldo (no brainer)
- To not bring up the Revolutionary War in an England vs. America argument
- To rant about the Confederate flag in front of everyone in Mobile, Alabama
- To convince someone I was their daddy
- To impregnate every substitute teacher I get, regardless of sex, though I like it rough
- To not stare at the maternity catalog while at JC Penny
- To join straight-edge and abstinence fraternity
- To tell someone I was at a rock concert when I was actually just banging rocks together
- To join Aluminum Bárons²
- To eat just one Lays potato
crispchip - To start smoking just to quit
- To bet one million dollars that a horse will win the Daytona 500
- To make a bucket list with over
10050 things on it