The Cabal Central
<Admin>: Welcome to Cabal Central.
<You>: So what is the Cabal?
<Admin>: There is NO Cabal.
<You>: But there is, isn't there? If there's a CENTRAL about it.
<Admin>: No. There is no Cabal. Don't you know that?
<You>: Then how come it says 'Cabal' like, everywhere? And you can get a computer app to find the Cabal. And there's a CENTRAL on the Cabal. This is it!
<Admin>: Yeah well everyone talks about the Loch Ness Monster, and there's probably a BILLION WEBSITES about it, and IT'S not real.
<You>: How do you know that?
<Admin>: Well it's impossible.
<You>: No it's not.
<Amin>: Yes it is, and so is the Cabal.
<You>: But how do you know? You don't even know what the Cabal IS!
<Admin>: Yeah but no one's ever seen it.
<You>: So? No one's ever seen a dinosaur and THEY'RE real.
<Admin>: Well, they've seen the fossils. Besides, Christens believe Dinosaurs aren't real.
<You>: But Genesis is stupid and unbelievable!
<Admin>: Well the whole Bible is more believable than Evolution.
<You>: No it's not! God is crap! Darwin rules!
<Admin>: You belong in hell.
<You>: No I don't. I belong in heaven.
<Admin>: But you just said that the Bible is crap...
<You>: F*** you. F*** the Cabal. F*** the Bible. F*** this.
(<You> HAS LOGGED OFF)