The Contact Lens Procedure

Bill sat in the hospital bed, covered in bandages and slowly recovering from the surgical procedure. He had has his gallbladder removed because it was cancerous, and because the tumor was shaped like Jesus. So he could probably sell it on Ebay.

The doctor came into the room and said, "Recovering nicely, Bill?"

"Yeah," said Bill.

"That's good. The surgery went very smoothly, aside from one little incident."

"What went wrong?"

"One of my contact lenses fell out."

"So?"

"It landed inside your body. It's lodged in there somewhere."

"Oh dear."

Wasn't that wacky?

Next week, the adventure continues, but for now, get out there and buy lots of cereal!!!!

ART is nonsense pretending to be meaningful. Said the bacteria.