The Conversation between Ragglefraggleking and Some WHAT!? number two/nextday

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<RFK> lol

<RFK> i died

      • RFK [n=d81b7b7f@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-5dbd288e455f7a72] has joined #illogicopedia
      • Topic set by TReich [Tue Mar 25 20:19:57 2008]
      • RFK @TReich Slinking_Ferret Bonghjerne @MrMetalFLower Ljlego @SilentPenguin @ChanServ Badger

<RFK> the flood!

      • Channel created on Sun Nov 11 00:47:10 2007

<MrMetalFLower> weee duncan is younger than me :P

<RFK> Seppy:my nachos is getting warm

<SilentPenguin> good good

<TReich> only cos u get bored of the womb qucker than i do

<MrMetalFLower> I was actually premature :P

<TReich> shgows

<TReich> :P

<TReich> *shows

<MrMetalFLower> but a month, meaning I was still supposed to be older :P

  • RFK looks curiously at Testoreich and shits his pants in the pure awesomeness

<TReich> SilentPenguin: why'd you say THE is the proverbial

<SilentPenguin> did THE write the ironing board stuff?

<TReich> yeah

<MrMetalFLower> yeah he did

<SilentPenguin> yeah, his pickle doesnt top it

<MrMetalFLower> agreed

<SilentPenguin> its still awesome though

<MrMetalFLower> but why's he a bastard?

  • RFK looks over at Silent Penguin and starts to fuck a goat as he is mesmorized by the awesome-ness

<TReich> put. the goat, down

<MrMetalFLower> yay for 11-year-old people swearing

<TReich> XD

<RFK> fuckey fuck fucck fucxk!

<TReich> meh

<SilentPenguin> mehpic

<MrMetalFLower> goats are the reason I came to illogicopedia :P

  • TReich sighs

<SilentPenguin> ung Goat!

<TReich> yeah, UNG

<SilentPenguin> haha. those where the days

<MrMetalFLower> yeah, Ung! Goat :P

<MrMetalFLower> ah yes

  • RFK LOOKS OVER AT A LLAMA AND IMMEDIANTKY GETS A HUGE BONER WHICH, POKES SEPPY'S EYE OUT

<TReich> the golden days

<TReich> wait

<TReich> wut

<MrMetalFLower> the days when featured articles were chosen by a select few (fluffy, seppy, myra)

<MrMetalFLower> :P

  • RFK looks at his hot girlfriend and gets a boner for the llama, again

<SilentPenguin> yeah, pritty much, we just picked out the article of awesomeness

<SilentPenguin> not much voting

<MrMetalFLower> yup :P

<TReich> no need

<MrMetalFLower> with only like 5 people we didn't need voting lol

<SilentPenguin> voting only came in after the forum picked up

  • RFK starts to mastubate with baby oil while rubbing the llama's belly
  • SilentPenguin doubts RFK has a girlfriend

<MrMetalFLower> this is the most obscene an 11-year old has ever said while in my vicinity :P

<SilentPenguin> hehe

<RFK> SHUT THE FUCK UP MMF!

<SilentPenguin> yeah

<MrMetalFLower> believe me, I know worse :D

  • TReich breaks the two apart with a dildo
  • RFK starts to have but-sex with the dildo

<SilentPenguin> sheesh, easy boys

<MrMetalFLower> I think the most offensive thing ever said by man was something Jon said.

<TReich> haha

<SilentPenguin> we arnt uncyc, play nice

<RFK> WHAT THE FUCK

<SilentPenguin> or dont play at all

<MrMetalFLower> "Maybe the McCanns shouldn't have had such an erotic daughter!"

  • RFK is now pissed

<SilentPenguin> <silentpenguin>

<TReich> ...

<SilentPenguin> damnit

  • RFK is pissed since Seppy doubts he has a gf

<TReich> your 11

<MrMetalFLower> I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or die

<TReich> haha

<RFK> and in 6th garde

<TReich> in english?

<TReich> :P

<RFK> I HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN 4TH GRADE

<RFK> 2 actually

<RFK> paige and ashley

<TReich> what are grades in english schooling

<TReich> seppy?

<RFK> i am dating ashley now

<MrMetalFLower> I had a girlfriend when I was like 4 yrs old, look how it turned me out :P

<SilentPenguin> <Some Noob> SilentPenguin is clearly under 13.

<SilentPenguin> <SilentPenguin> You wish, then you could fuck me.

<SilentPenguin> *some noob is sick in his mouth

<SilentPenguin> :)

<TReich> haha

<MrMetalFLower> hahahahaha :P

  • RFK drools as his girlfriend,Ashley, walks by in tight leather pants and no top

<MrMetalFLower> so much pwnage in one sentence

<SilentPenguin> hehe, im onto RFK article now

<RFK> rfk article?

<TReich> ah

<RFK> I HAVE AN ARTICLE?

<RFK> A BIO????

<RFK> WHAT?!?!?!!?

  • RFK shits his pants

<RFK> whats going on?

<SilentPenguin> your pickle

<RFK> oh

<SilentPenguin> ah, the inuendo

<RFK> its pretty sweet

<RFK> Flub Nugget

<RFK> lol

  • RFK thinks how cool it is that Seppy is reading HIS article

<RFK> am i the most obscene 11 year old you ever met?

<MrMetalFLower> i've already decided my winners, runners-up and honourable mentions :D

<RFK> am i in there?

<SilentPenguin> yay, its short

<SilentPenguin> +1 for that

<RFK> ?

<MrMetalFLower> ywl have to find out RFK :)

<RFK> its random

<MrMetalFLower> when the judging comes through

<RFK> look at the title

<RFK> RANDOM: THE ARTICLE

<MrMetalFLower> lol

<MrMetalFLower> yup

<RFK> fuck shit dammit

<TReich> MrMetalFLower: I can't believe you actually read mine, shake my hand

  • MrMetalFLower shakes duncan's "hand"

<TReich> oh

<MrMetalFLower> or so he calls it

<TReich> not another erotic misadventure

<MrMetalFLower> is anything we do NOT an erotic misadventure? :P

<RFK> i left my lezbian hookers at the pimp's pad and is now trying to fuck Benidect Blade

<RFK> who is squirming

<TReich> do u know Benedict in real life RFK?

<MrMetalFLower> "why hello there duncan, I wrote a good article recently, I am now placing your erect penis in my hand! Oh my, isn't this a misadventure?"

  • RFK has shakey eyes

<TReich> how ever do we do this

<MrMetalFLower> :P

  • RFK once again fucks a goat

<TReich> simply marvellous

<TReich> must be getting sore

<MrMetalFLower> isn't this a to-do

<TReich> have you any pie left to give

<RFK> Silent Penguin:did u like my article

<RFK> SilentPenguin:did u like my article

<MrMetalFLower> he's a judge, he can't say :D

<MrMetalFLower> ask non-judges

<RFK> DAMN!!!!!

<RFK> VICTORIAS SECRET!

<RFK> DAMMIT!

<MrMetalFLower> they're allowed cos they don't change anything :P

<RFK> DAMMM!

<TReich> when are you going to judge it anyway, i have a right to be sexed!

<MrMetalFLower> god knows

  • MrMetalFLower asks god
  • RFK is very very very very pissed off at MrMetalFLower

<MrMetalFLower> actually, he doesn't

  • RFK is very very very very pissed off at MrMetalFLower
  • RFK is very very very very pissed off at MrMetalFLower
  • RFK is very very very very pissed off at MrMetalFLower
  • RFK is very very very very pissed off at MrMetalFLower
  • RFK is very very very very pissed off at MrMetalFLower

<MrMetalFLower> he's rather annoyed I took time out of his schedule

  • RFK is very very very very pissed off at MrMetalFLower

<SilentPenguin> RFK: i am not going to pass judgement

  • RFK is very very very very pissed off at MrMetalFLower

<MrMetalFLower> RFK stop flooding pls :P

<SilentPenguin> and please dont flood

<TReich> kill the fecker! :P

<RFK> ?????????????????

<MrMetalFLower> lol

<RFK> fuck you all!

<RFK> lolz

<TReich> ed reference

<TReich> beatings

<TReich> !!!

<RFK> ed?

<TReich> :P

<RFK> whos ed

<MrMetalFLower> I am very happy I'm the center of attention however :P

<TReich> ED

<MrMetalFLower> ED

<RFK> ed?

<MrMetalFLower> ED!

<RFK> whos is that

<MrMetalFLower> ED!!!!! ED IS DEAD

<TReich> Encyc Dramatica

<RFK> oh

<RFK> do they suck?

<TReich> the site for tasteless dicks

<MrMetalFLower> yew, verily

<MrMetalFLower> yes*

<RFK> UNCYLOPEEDIA SUCKS!

<RFK> ChanServ:ELLO

<MrMetalFLower> uncyc is, to steal from seppy, who is here, "circling the toilet bowl"

<TReich> sputum!

<MrMetalFLower> although I didn't say that cos Lj is here

<MrMetalFLower> :P

  • RFK has invited Seppy over to his house

<TReich> seppy is a dirty old man

<TReich> :P

<TReich> older than mathpoet

<Ljlego> no way

<RFK> hes 19

<RFK> i know for sure

<TReich> ¬_¬

<SilentPenguin> they know ¬_¬

<MrMetalFLower> seppy circles bormley looking for underage scene kids to abduct

<RFK> i told me

<MrMetalFLower> bromley*

<Ljlego> no, I mean

<MrMetalFLower> :P

<Ljlego> at heart SilentPenguin is like 50

<TReich> heh

<Ljlego> but Mathy and Olipro both are the oldest on the IRC

<TReich> that coronary aging

<RFK> say JANGLE if u my frwend

<RFK> JANGLE

<Ljlego> capping it out at like 1000

<MrMetalFLower> lol

<TReich> jingle

<MrMetalFLower> xifl

<TReich> jungle

<Ljlego> dingle

<Ljlego> dongle

<MrMetalFLower> penis

<Ljlego> dingle

<MrMetalFLower> benile

<RFK> vajey jey

<MrMetalFLower> ports

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<RFK> sexual intercourse

<TReich> hay math

<MrMetalFLower> i love this album... it's an album everyone else here would probably hate :P

<TReich> you old dog :P

  • TReich winks

<MrMetalFLower> GeeHam! :D

<MrMetalFLower> lol

<RFK> hi mat

<RFK> h

<RFK> hi math

<MrMetalFLower> why do I always have to make up nicknames for each person everytime I see them :P

<TReich> yeah

<TReich> and how comes your nickname for me is 'wanker' :P

  • RFK thinks that the words sexual intercoures might ring a bell

<MrMetalFLower> except for Seppy, who I always call Seppy :P

<MathPoet> hey MrMetalFLower and Seppy (:D) and TReich

<SilentPenguin> hey MathPoet

<TReich> hey again

<RFK> hey mathpoet

<MrMetalFLower> y'old fag, how are yew? :)

  • RFK wonders if Mathpoet knows him

<MathPoet> hey RFK and Slinking_Ferret and everyone else who doesn't want to be pinged.

<MathPoet> MrMetalFLower, fine as a fairy, thank you very much! You?

<MrMetalFLower> (psst. it stands for Real Fried Kittens)

  • RFK whispers to Seppy "Does Mathpoet knows me?"

<TReich> he does now

<MrMetalFLower> as fine as the fur on an anorexic fairy's skin!

<MrMetalFLower> which is a rather bad taste image but an apt description nonetheless

<RFK> ?

  • MathPoet wonders who RFK is.

<MrMetalFLower> RFK =ragglefraggleking :)

  • RFK 's dick suddenly itches

<MathPoet> Ah. Never would have guessed.

<TReich> alas, i must now leave you

<TReich> euww

<TReich> bye

<MathPoet> by, TReich, old man.

<TReich> heh

<RFK> buey

<MrMetalFLower> cya tomorrow duncan :D

<SilentPenguin> bye streich

<RFK> bye testilce

<TReich> by math you young dude

<RFK> by

<MrMetalFLower> i really should get my english done...

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<RFK> FUCK?!?!?!!?

<RFK> i am the most onscene 11 year old you will ever see

<MrMetalFLower> RUNNING WON'T HELP! RUNNING WON'T HELP!

<RFK> obscene

<MrMetalFLower> sorry, love this album :P

  • RFK says running will help

<MrMetalFLower> it's by a progressive metal/hardcore band noone will ever hear of xD

<RFK> fuckeys

<MrMetalFLower> I won't hold my hand out to anyone... but you

<MrMetalFLower> I don't want to trust anyone... but you

<RFK> my supply of viagra is running dangerously low

<MrMetalFLower> And if I am to be saved by anybody

<MrMetalFLower> I want it to be you

<MathPoet> What are you talking about Lemon?

<RFK> it be me?

<MrMetalFLower> I take your hand

<RFK> m e?

<RFK> what?

<RFK> my supply of viagra is running dangerously low

<MrMetalFLower> It's lyrics :P

<RFK> oh

<RFK> my supply of viagra is still running dangerously low

<MrMetalFLower> You'll find hope scribbled on scrap pieces of paper

<MrMetalFLower> Like I found fate stuck to the curb

<MrMetalFLower> SAVE ME NOW

<RFK> ok

  • RFK saves mmf

<MrMetalFLower> There's still time to get hands around my fucking neck

<RFK> ?

<RFK> fucking me neck?

  • RFK gets a huge boner for the llama

<MrMetalFLower> And it's time to ralise that there is far to more to this world than the self-loathing that you endure

  • RFK 's boner pokes mmf's eyes out

<MrMetalFLower> Youl find hope, you'll find hope, you'll find hope

<MrMetalFLower> Scribbled on scrap paper

<MrMetalFLower> You'll find hope.

  • RFK pokes MathPoet with his boner

<MrMetalFLower> love that song, I always get really into it :P

  • MathPoet is flattered, actually.

<MrMetalFLower> he's 11.

  • RFK is now chewing some tobacco
  • RFK is now using steroids

<MathPoet> ewww.

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  • MrMetalFLower has gone from progressive metalcore to impressionist classical in one lovely swoop

<MrMetalFLower> hey somewhat :D

  • MathPoet should pay better attention.
  • RFK 's muscles grow huge but his penis shrinks

<SomeWHATno2> hey MrMetalFlower

<SomeWHATno2> hello RFK

<MathPoet> hey SomeWHATno2

<RFK> hey swno2

<SomeWHATno2> hi MathPoet

<MrMetalFLower> somewhat GAY! *giggles*

<MathPoet> Gay is Good.

<MrMetalFLower> I think the giggle was suffice to show the irony there :P

  • RFK decides to do something illogical

<SomeWHATno2> uh oh

  • RFK takes out the potatoe

<MrMetalFLower> I don't think decision is an illogical thing :P

<SilentPenguin> hey SomeWHATno2

  • RFK deicides to shove the potatoe up Seppy's ass

<SomeWHATno2> hey SilentPenguin

<SomeWHATno2> careful of RFK

<MrMetalFLower> :P

  • SilentPenguin shits a diamond

<MrMetalFLower> ARVO PÄRT!

  • SomeWHATno2 sees a sequel coming...
  • RFK desides to steal his diamond
  • RFK kills SomeWHATno2
  • SomeWHATno2 is dead...
  • RFK eats his ballsac and then bites his ass

<SomeWHATno2> or is he?

  • RFK spits it out clearly not amused
  • RFK farts.....or does he

<RFK> fuck!

<MrMetalFLower> yay for third-person violence orgies

<RFK> why did this little mouse sratch my boob

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