The Doorstop

Muddy Pam, why have you forsaken me? Why didn't you tell me you weren't a vitamin? It exists tressaillement where you come out something when you are supposed it makes the different thing! Now, you're about as useful as the last page of a book, and I'm crouching! M

UDDY PAGM

I AM SWIMMING IN A POOL FULL OF LIVE RATS

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Is it perhaps raining..

And now I'm crouching

under the door

because you got eaten

I think I see my contact lenses on the floor

I thought I did, but when I picked them up and put them in my eyes, I discovered that they were actually my ears.

If you get the chance, look for a dictionary in the book shelf

I swallowed one yesterday

ALFRED

ALFRED

KETCHUP

KETCHUP

ALPHA

ALPHA

DESKTOP

DESKTOP

There is a T between every single letter in the alphabet.