The Evil Table Assassin Squad

These guys assassinate tables and they do it good. The leader of this deadly force is a blindfolded camel, but you see, he is blindfolded to show his inner capabilities, his inner control as it were. The most deadly table assassin in the force is a kitten with a sniper rifle for shooting off tables legs.

to join...

You must meet these minimum requirements...

1. you must be a retired actor who acts like a hard ass
2. you must not be pregnant as that disturbs table zen