The Front (Dance Move)

The Front is a popular dance move for people who suck too bad to be able to do hip hop dances. It consists of several poses, which only people who are not from da 'hood are able to do.

All's quiet on the western front, and rather noisy elsewhere, given all this hip hop dance music that's going on. Freakin' posers.

News from The Front

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Apparently, there is some kind of war going on here. People are dying, getting shot, getting shot at, getting dead, and getting shot dead. SHELL SHOCK FEVER OMGOMGOMGOMG!

Now shut up or you'll be sent to the Russian front!