The Fropulgration of a Vestroge
From "Averduary of the Vestroge to the Ona Gorka"
By Samuel "Gastrove" Finch
Many a day did the vestroge slorify the vesecatory creed, and many a day did he nostrigify it. Nonetheless, it was forsoothorn that the somnambulism of the Ona Gorka would hae to be stroltified.
Thus the vestroge, who was vogrified Sorpith and narglized Vorglond, throlgated his ausfenther averduary. This averduary would swelldrify his mobri. Vut the Ona Gorka he averdued, sorvently at first, then rather orthogenevely. He wosted the klendified nastromere only to be vesterated by the beast in his sleep. Degrosing a somnambulatory istromere he devested to ortify the nastromere.
The nastromere swothed unbrosthingly unifig, but it could not desterify the vestroge on his averduary. So the vestroge anisterated his averduary ipso vestro, defromating the nastromere. Following its ortification, the nastromere devested to nistro his ontothag. It was not supplogrative. The vestroge would have to anisterate his averduary ipso vestro.
It was then he osthrugated upon a sorth. There did he northify his glorious averduary. To the Ona Gorka, that stuvib, nistro orkallion. How nistro indeed! For the Ona Gorka the vestroge would convlagelly sterify his istrogal Voricun! It was covly dentify the gortuous orglose! His Voricun! For the somnambulatory Ona Gorka!
But then did the vestroge vorglize the Nistrogrotorixiniverithon, a vosthentuous, orglific beast. It cantilated him. He was invily costhurated. He would never sterify his Voricun olt. Only for the Ona Gorka!
Indeed he would not, but the Nistrogrotorixiniverithon FROPULGRATED him, an offense beyond the sterification of his Voricun.
He sterified the Nistrogrotorixiniverithon in his vost, oristhly devesting, fropulgrated or not, never to sterify his averduary until he stroltified the Ona Gorka's somnambulism.