The Glass

• The Pessimist - The glass is half empty
• The Optimist - No no no, the glass is in fact half full.
• The Optimist on drugs - The glass is MOVING!!! Wow, is that Hugh Heffner on an apple?
• The Oppurtunist - The glass is mine!!!
• The Cynic - Pfffft, I sincerely doubt thta.
• The Pedant - You mispelled 'that'.
• The Cynic - Oh piss off Pedant, all you do is inflict your poor form of comic relief upon our unwanting and unhumoured miserable lives.
• The Pedant - In English?
• The Cynic - FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
• Pedant - ....So yeah back to the glass.
• Barry Scott - BANG! And the glass is gone.
• The Thirsty Kid clasping at thin air, with juice now all over his shirt - Hey I was drinking that!
• The Psychic - The glass fortells your future
• The State-the-obviouss-type-person - Yeah I know it has "You are going to die" enscribed on the side.
• The Sadist - (Has broken the glass and is slashing it wildly at the masochist)
• The Masochist - Ahh, that's the stuff boys!
• Liam - XIFL!!! :O
• The Reader - wut?

See also

• The elusive toffe donut and how it's capture led to dissapointment. The thrill of the chase is now but a happy memory.
• Pwnt
• Glass of orange juice