The Great Tapir-riding Schnfozzle
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The Schnfozzle in all his glory
Settle down, mah young-uns an I'll tell ya uh tale, a tale about der greetest hero in dah world.
THE GREAT TAPIR-RIDING SCHNFOZZLE
♪ Rides on like like a lunatic in a grassy plain, he stops to shoot some hobos in a runnin train. ♫
♪ He's been to Brazil, France, London, Sealand, Singapore, and the Democratic Republic of Congooooooo *gasp*. ♫
♪ Lalalalalalalalalallllaalalalalalala laalalaaalalalalalallalallllalalalalalalalala ♫
♪ He's a heeroooooo, a heeeroooooo! *as far as you dumbos know* ♫
♪ He's a heeroooooo, a heeeroooooo! *as far as you dumbos know* ♫
♪ Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh, The Great Tapir-riding Schnfozzle! ♫
Now go home, HAVVA NICE DAY!!!!!!