The Hat in the Cat
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- Once upon a time, there was a hat.
- It was a hat in a cat.
- There was a cat with a hat.
- In the cat.
- There was a hat.
- There is a brick.
- It is a thick brick.
- Thick bricks do thick bricking
- But the brick thicks don't do no brick thicking.
- There was a brick.
- It was in the hat.
- In the cat.
- Giving it muscle cramps in the cat.
- There was a brick.
- There is a duck.
- It is stuck.
- The duck is stuck.
- Dewey the duck is stuck in the muck.
- For he is in the muck, stuck.
- With his best friend, Puck.
- Smoking gluck and clicking clucks.
- And clucking hats and bricks, from the top of his ducks.
- And lots of ramadrucks.
- What the hell?
- This makes no sense.
- What have you been smoking?
- What have you been pence?
- I think I'm high.
- I'll have a rest.
- On the hat.
- In the cat, with the brick stuck in the muck with the ramadruck duc...
- What am I saying?
- What are have you been are sniffing?
- Why you are in the drifting?
- Your mind is unwell.
- You have a strange smell.
- It is unique and addictive.
- Like laxatives.
- WIth hats in them.
- And bricks too.
- I think it's time to sleep.
- Too much powder I have sniffed.
- Time to take a little peep,
- At the briffadriff down the lonely gr....what?