The Indestructible Hamster

Cpl. Joseph X. Hamstertonsworthshire Xenu Christ Obama XIII is the only hamster to ever consume an entire strawberry with one bite.

Information

Nickname: Indestructible Hamster

Age: 10,414

Species: hamstris Illogicus

Religion: Christianity Judaism Scientology Hamsterism

Life story

His company has maimed his own account marshmallows.

Umm... more info, I guess?

"I AM IN THE EAT OF THE PEOPLEMOUTH" were his last words before dying at the age of 10,415 due to a bad case of digestion.