The Littlest Elf
Ah, everyone remembers this childhood story. Well, I do. I was shocked for 8 years, and traumatized for life. I can still see the image clearly, chainsaws, clowns, blood and cancer. Oh, the bananas have eaten his soul.
Background
The Littlest Elf was The Littlest Elf in the family of Littlest Elves. So technically he was the Littlest of the Littlest. Now if that made sense, you understand what I mean when I say banana. yes, what happens next is gruesome
The Story
I will tell you the story so that you too, can be TRAUMATIZED for life.
One day, The Littlest Elf strolled in the woods. He saw a big bad wolf in a red coat.
"HI!" he said to the wolf.
"I will huff and puff and blow your house down... oh right, wrong script," said the stupid wolf who was autistic. ALABALOOZA! A banana appeared out of nowhere and ate his soul. Then it ate The Littlest Elf's soul. Yes, just like it had eaten CI2's poor soul. Well, are you traumatized yet?
If not...
BE TRAUMATIZED NOW!!!
Think about your dad