The Man Who Knew Everything

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Little kid, I think his name was Jimmy: "When will I die?"

Man Who Knew Everything: "Now."

The man shot Jimmy in the face.

Mr. Mister: "Oh all knowing man, is my son straight? I need to know"

M.W.K.E.: "No"

The man got Mr. Mister's son and raped him up the ass.

Girl: Does Johnny want to take me to prom?

M.W.K.E: Uh.. no

Girl: "Why not?"

The man took a switchblade and cut her face up

M.W.K.E: "Haha! No one would ever want to go out with you, Mrs. Scarface!!"


Yeah, he knew everything.