The Man who had an Itch

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There was a man who had an itch.

He asked someone to scratch his itch.

They lit a building on fire.

There was an ocean with bullets at the bottom.

There was a very flat expanse on which an ocean filled with cartoon characters,

There was a towel,

A spoon,

A lantern,

Another place that's far away and I want to go there.

I listened to a birthday present I gave to someone so they could put it in a drawer

There was a tree that was tall and majestic, but then it was killed and made in to a desk.

There was a shower that got turned off just as things were getting interesting.

There was a distant train whistle and a rumbling noise that got louder and louder forever.

There was a person who said, "Am I really mortal?" Then they died.

There was a mind that was what was outside and inside it was a planet on a train.


There was a frightened animal that people laughed at.