The Man with Skyskrapers for Legs

The Man with Skyskrapers for Legs was born just like any other homo sapien. A normal boy with normal legs of FLESH. Until one day, he was chopping vegetables and he accidentally chopped off both his legs.

So he crawled to a doctor on his hands and said "Doctor I haven't legs" the doctor said "That's okay I haven't happiness" the boy said "Doctor I still want legs" the doctor said "Boy I still want happiness" the boy said "I pay you money you give me legs" the doctor said "I give you something to replace legs with but it artificial no legs no happy no legs not corporate highrise."

The doctor surgically attached a pair of skyscrapers to the boy's thighs. He now has skyscrapers for legs. Inside the skyskrapers (I just realized!) there worked many businessmen. The doctor replaced his own happiness with a large concrete building.

The boy was now a man, he grew up, and he was very very tall. He had immense difficulty fitting in to buildings because of his legs being half a mile tall, or something. He had skyscrapers for legs. I just realized.

He got married to a girl with twigs for legs and they danced the glorious awkward dance on top of the earth's crust under the finite burning flame...

...they lay down on a bed of steel...

...they had a baby...

...he had legs of flesh and they were pink and we looked at them and said "standing (law)"

I just realized.

INTERESTING FACTS aBOUT THIS ARTICLE

• it is the third article I wrote today.

• I should have been doing something slightly more important.

• I had two other tabs open while writing it. One was a wikipedia page. If you reread the article above, you may be able to discover what the page was that I was looking at. And the other tab was called "my watchlist" and it was an Illogicopedia page. It was more informative than the wikipedia page.

• After I finished writing the article, I burped.

• There was a deleted sentence in the beginning of the article that said: "It happened. The ACCIDENT." I deleted it.

• After I finished writing this article, I burped.

• I don't remember how I got the idea for this article. It is an article about people filling in gaps in their life with material objects. Symbolized by the buildings that the boy/man has for legs. I'd explain more, but I have glass beakers for fingers and I don't want to break them.

• I have to pee.

• I just realized.