The Marauding Armies of Can I have a Slice

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ONE--Back to this, in an endless circle, with no end. My back hurts. Possible from watching the armies bumping into the brick walls, over and over and over.

TWO--The front, the back, massages. Massage chairs. A leaky pipe. A shoebox with a glove in it. How does that work?
THREE--Is it easier to sell something than it is to buy it? Depends on which end of the stick is the one with the human on it.
FOUR--Human? Like a human? Ah, a human. A pulsating blob of organs and thoughts.
FIVE--Pulsating? Since when? Maybe in that movie that should never have had a sequel.
SIX--History, is it destined to repeat itself? This exact same article was written in a book called "Illogical Book" in 1827. any further Kwest-Ion?s?
SEVEN--YES! But no further answers, committee, the answering before questioning committee has henceforth dissapparated.
EIGHT--PEE.
NINE--A centerpiece to the angry garden, which gets revenge by sending suicidal oranges on a marauding spree.
TEN--Scraping. A loud scraping noise. Windy, pushing the house inwards, to make juice.
ELEVEN--TREES are aliens which stand very, very, very still.
TWELV--It was a translation. A translation, is all. Of the Arabic word, "Jayb," it was a translation. Nothing has changed. The same thing...
.THIRTEEN--..just translated into modern chlamydia.
FOURTEEN--Nothing exists, yet.

FIFTEEN--Check the deletion log for details.