The Modern Declaration of Independence
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OMG! We r fre yeah!!!!11!!11!!!! We hld thse trths 2 b slf evdnt tht all m3n r crtd =. Im 2 lzy 2 mke teh rst.
Lolz, Georgio Washingtonizzle's bodypopping!
Go!
Go!
Go Georgey, it's your birthday!
- *crash*
Oh man, that's a serious boo-boo. So you better watch out, man!
I command thee:
- ...to shine my shoes
- ... to smiteth when declared by me
- ... to readeth this when required