The Plunge

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Put yer sunglasses on and get ready to drill some holes.

The bubbles breaking on the surface are the currents of your jazz.

Man massages temples and becomes fish.

This is the exploration of an illness that was cured several months ago.

Cough as you reach the surface.

Child vomits on side of pool.

"What on earth are you doing without your clothes on?"

Paraphrased...remaining words devoured by lizards

In other places where only old men can swim