The Rapist

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP, RAPE!!!!!!!!1!!!111!!!!!"

The woman was screaming for her life, desperately hoping someone would hear her as she slowly backed into the corner, clutching her handbag as a last defence against the man bearing down on her.

"Calm down, please, calm down dear. I'm not a rapist, the article title's wrong, it's meant to say therapist. See, the-rapist, it's a typo."

"..it's just I thought you- "

The therapist waved away her embarassment.

"Don't worry, it happens all the time. I work in a psychiatrists, helping people with their mental problems and prescribing drugs."

"Oh."

"I also rape people."