The Rapist

From Uncyclopedia test II
Jump to navigation Jump to search

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP, RAPE!!!!!!!!1!!!111!!!!!"


The woman was screaming for her life, desperately hoping someone would hear her as she slowly backed into the corner, clutching her handbag as a last defence against the man bearing down on her.

"Calm down, please, calm down dear. I'm not a rapist, the article title's wrong, it's meant to say therapist. See, the-rapist, it's a typo."

"..it's just I thought you- "

The therapist waved away her embarassment.

"Don't worry, it happens all the time. I work in a psychiatrists, helping people with their mental problems and prescribing drugs."

"Oh."



"I also rape people."