The Romantic Behind the Toilet

This is a love note written behind a toilet.

Dear Spleema,

I love you dearly behind this toilet. I want to live with you behind this toilet. We can bring a sleeping bag and curl up tight behind this toilet. It might be a bit damp and sticky. And smelly when somebody uses the toilet. And loud when custodians flush the toilet. After all it's a public toilet, which is what I meant to say. We could live there! Spend our lives. Behind the toilet. Together. Isn't it romantic to want to live behind a toilet? With another person? Would be happy. Behind the toilet. There's space. Warmth of pipe. Warmth of you. Sleeping bag. Artichoke. We could buy groceries and put the bags next to us behind the toilet. We could stick our heads in the toilet bowl and kiss, with or without an artichoke. We could be behind the toilet. We could sit there and not do anything. We could pretend to be two peices of poop.

Sincerely, Your Lover, Mr. Hedges

This love note was written by Mr. Hedges, who was crouched behind a toilet. He wrote his love note on toilet paper and. He delivered the note to Spleema, who was crouched in the stall next door. Spleema wrote on another toilet paper:

"I WOULD LOVE TO LIVE BEHIND A TOILET WITH YOU BEHIND A TOILET. LETS LIVE BEHIND A TOILET. DO YOU HEAR SIRENS? --Spleema.

Then the police came and used the toilet.

Spleema and Mr. Hedges lived together in the toilet for some years.

They retired in a luxurious retirement home, where they crouched behind a sink and lived there. Toothbrush drippings dripped on them, but that's okay.

This is about love, which makes luxurious bathrooms.