The Sideways Journey

Hello. Welcome to the sideways journey. This writing has been programmed to keep going unless you start a new line. So, it'll keep going the same direction. OFF THE PAGE ITSELF! That means that the reader will have to scroll sideways to read this. It's amazing, isn't it? Simply amazing. But only if we could do it without this funny writing - it really is annoying. Hm. I think I could improve it. Yeah. Just possibly. Until then, we're stuck with this futuristic, hard-to-read writing. And you'll still be scrolling. For ever and ever and ever. For ever. Ha! But still, this is scary, so far away from the page. We are so far away! Are there monsters out here? Demons? Soul sucking grim reapers? Maybe we should go back. Yep. Let's stop here. Now.