The Splarch

Once upon a time, a company wrote on cereal box, "contains healthy amounts of splarch!"

People stood in the grocery store and shook their heads and scratched them, and wondered if splarch was a typo.

Dead skin came off their heads and landed on the grocery floor store.

All surfaces are coated with pieces of confused people.

Powdered!

"My eyes popped out, but I found some pebbles and put them in and now I clank"

If I put that word on a piece of paper do I get to go in trees?

If I jump over while the hat man sticks his tongue through the fence?

Wh

What if you met someone at the grocery store and then you THREW UP

What if you were standing absolutely still and then you THREW UP

What if you THREW UP

Every floor covered with the inside of the people who meet each other at the grocery store.

What if you met someone in the forest and then you LAUGHED AT THEM?

A man blinks for a split second and inside that second

"Cardboardb? HWO TOD AGJ QUICKC?"

I drive onm the beakers?

HIGHERWAY MRBEA

BLORKEN GLASS GROCERY STORE WALK ON YOUR FEET ANd

"This is the BROKEN GLASS AISLE and you"

leAns in and screams something very loudly

Someday I'll find a way to talk about people turning in to trees.