The Toes of the Nun

"Mommy, do Nuns have toes?"

"Of course not, son. That's silly."

"I don't want a Nun to have a toe!"

"They don't, son."

"Promise?"

"Promise."

"Mommy, are people starving in Africa?"

"What a stupid question. Eat your goddamned cheerios."

"My cheerios look like nun toes."

"They aren't, son. I promise you."

"But nuns don't have toes so where did the toes go? The toes of the nuns? I have a question."