The Truth:Penguins are Harmless... Or so you think
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In today's episode of The Truth, I, T3PO, will tell you some starting discoveries proving penguins are not just harmless creatures, but vile, evil beasts.
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A penguin showing it's evilness on camera!
The study of evil penguins or Evilpenguinology is a science that needs much work to be successful. When we asked professional Evilpenguinologist named Logan Tucker, he had this to say:
| There are definitely more evil penguins out there. I mean, we couldn't of caught them all. We have an evil penguin prison in the back for the really evil ones. Usually, though, it's just a fine of rocks or eggs which are given to zoos. All in all I'm an Evilpenguinologist and an Evil Penguin jailer at the same time. We are currently setting up cameras all over Antarctica, south New Zealand, south Argentina, and even the Galapagos Islands to catch evil penguins. The world's number one priority should be catching evil penguins. |
A spokesman for the Association For the Well Being of Penguins, or FWBP, has this to say:
| I have a dream.... Where black people and- Wait. Sorry. I got Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s speech mixed up with mine. Oh... That's embarrassing.. Eh.. Okay, okay. All penguins are created equal yet Evilpenguinologists don't treat them like it! We need to free the hold of these despicable people. We need to stand up for our freedom. We need a new world. A orderly world! An un-bias world! A German world! Wait, wait... I mean... uh ... A Penguin world! |
So what do you think of penguins now? BEEYATCH!