The Ultimate Children's Literature Smackdown

The Ultimate Children's Literature Smackdown is the name of a famous wrestling match between the protagonists of popular children's books. It grew out of "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny For Kids" - the best-selling illustrated abridgment. (It cuts out all the actual fighting ... which doesn't seem physically possible)

The winner of the previous title was Gertrude Chandler Warner's "Boxcar Children": Henry James Alden, Jessie Alden, Benny Alden, Violet Alden and their dog Watch.

The challengers are Daniel Handler / Lemony Snicket's Baudelaire orphans from "A Series of Unfortunate Events": Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire and Sunny Baudelaire.

Matches

• Henry vs Klaus. Winner: Klaus Baudelaire
• Benny vs Klaus. Winner: Benny Alden
• Jessie vs Violet. Winner: Violet Baudelaire
• Violet vs Violet. Winner: Neither. They cancelled each other out and both died.
• Benny vs Sunny. Winner: Sunny. She bites Benny to death.
• Watch vs Sunny. Winner: Sunny. Watch is too afraid - runs away.
• Everybody vs Sunny. Winner. Sunny. She turns into a vampiress.

They then all got eaten by Godzilla Versus Jaws.