The Writing of an Awesome Song

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Okay, okay. I gotta start out with a good opening. Maybe jazzy. Maybe a synthesizer.... Hm... How about a "Final Countdown-esqe" opening.

(Na-na-na-nuh. Nuh-nuh-neh-neh-nuh. Nuh-nuh-neh-nuh. Da-da-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-da-da-dun-da-da-den-dun-dun-deh-dehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-den-da-da-deh!!!)

Wait no.. That's exactly the "Final Countdown" opening.

How about I just start out with words? Yeah. That works. How about something about his girl.

You're my girl. I love yooooouuu so!

Scratch that.

You're my girl. I love yooooouuu so!

That's better. Lemme try something rock-ish.

YOOOU! I HATE! WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Nevermind that... Maybe some rap.

Bitch. I shoot you. Bitch. I hate you. You bitch. You suck. BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! Suck my dick, bitch! Suck my cock, bitch!

Erm.. No. What about a country song.

I was in the bar and I was-a-drinkin' awaayy. But now, I'm in a ghost town and I can hear them say!! You lost your car, you lost your trailer and you lost your wife!

God dammit! I quit.