The incredibly short adventures of Joe T-D and Jimbo Obmij 4

Chapter 1, but i shouldn't really say that because it's also the last chapter, so in a way cannot be 1, because it's bad grammar and politicaly incorrect blah blah blah wateva. Anyway-

Me and Jimbob sat at the tea table laughing like wobbly butchers, picking mutated scorpions out of the coke. 'Don't drink that Joe, eat this tasty cyanide soup instead!' said Jimbob. 'Mmmm! It's s***' I said, blowing Jimbob into the bird seed cakes. 'What a idiotic tea party!'

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