The shneevil one

The shneevil one is not as shneevil as the evil one because that one's evil and this one's well...shneevil? SHNEEVIL! SHNEEVIL!!!!!

Oh veronicas. And betties. And all those other people you find in a starchy comic. You know, my little brother dumped a pile of starch in that thing.

You know, the come igk. Speaking of which, what is an IGK? I think it stands for InternationalGlobalKommunications.

He is...

HE is....

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However, do not get me a lawyer. Have you seen a lawyer?

THEY WEAR TIES!!!!!!

And teeth, as well!

GO LAH BAH LAH BAH!

Nuts and envelopes and breads will never be in sentim. I hope you eat flowers. BWahahahahaha granny numnums!

Wait, is she my actual granny? And my actual numnums? NO! THIS! IS! NOT! CREDIBLE!!!!!!!!

Whatever that actual meant.

So the shneevil one

He comes to suck your souls like a banana.

Technically, he isn't a banana. Oh, Mr Technic Lee!!!!

He's my mother....no er wait! YOU'RE MISS TAKEN!

And you're MISS A. SIPPIE!

And you're MISS TER!

No wait, you're a transvestite.

YOU'RE MISS TER!

Aren't they the same things?

We're getting sidetracked

Indeed we are. See our car is already damaged from the railings.

Wait, we are in a car? Oh yes, the family sedan. I heard it got repainted. But then again, i just heard it.

Herd! OF! BOOOOOLS!

Or booleans, for that "instance"

INSTANCE INSTANCE INSTANCE

Nononoonono! Why now do you instances instantly instance me?

That was a question, Mr. Instance.

Don't you dare run away!

Or walk away!

Or ride away! OR hop away! Or move!

...

...

...

Okay, you can move now.

NONONO! ONLY YOUR NOSE!

TO breathe.

Much better.

...That doesn't mean you can go.

Go lLAH LAH LAH LAH LAH!

D'oh.

And so

Ended my quest for sanity. I found it in a castle made of cheese.

Which lowered my sanity.

I think i will seek happiness forever now.