The sky is a giant blue thing above your head

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THAT'S RIGHT! THE SKY IS VERY VERY HIGH, HIGH ABOVE YOUR HEAD, AND IT IS BLUE, THE SAME COLOR AS A BLUE THING!

IT'S SO HIGH THAT YOU CAN SEE IT!

IT'S WAY UP THERE, AW YEAH, YOU CAN LOOK AT IT WITH BINOCULARS OR WITH THE NAKED EYE!

YOU CAN WATCH IT AND STUDY IT'S BEHAVIOUR AND/OR TACTICS!

YOU CAN WATCH IT WHILE YOU EAT CANDY AND/OR TIC TACS!

YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT AS IT WHIRLS AND SWIRLS AND BURLS AND HURLS!

YOU CAN COVER IT UP WITH BRIGHT SHINY PAPER!

YOU CAN PLAY CHESS AGAINST IT AND WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN, WINW, WIN, WINnm, WIND, WIND, WIND!