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Oh no, what on earth is this thing? My God, this is certainly unsettling.

Hmm, yet it is strangely mesmeric at the same time. The colours! Heheheheheh.

Nng, it is certainly irritating... mnmnmnm...

No... that incessant beeping.... my poor ears! Garggh!

It's staring right at me, look at it. I don't know what to do but it's looking directly at me AAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

Minutes later

Garrrrgh! You stupid freaking clown type thing! Why won't you stop staring at me? Man how I wanna punch that stupid girl in the face.[1]

(Exhales) Noooo!

“Hey man, why don't you just change the channel?”

- Reader

Oh, right. (Shoots television)

Agh!

  1. I mean she must be a bit simple if she is playing naughts and crosses with herself.